last night - after the storm - jess and i got high and went to the gutter. we’d been there once before (the time jess got drunk and left her passport under a seat) and it was loads of fun. we ran into a girl that i went to ‘the senator matty feldman camp for multicultural diversity’ with in high school (for serious). she looked like she was on some kind of date with this girl who was chaperoning a corporate event for warner brothers. she got us some free drinks.
then laura (jess’ boo) showed up and we played two games.
the lesbians kicked my ass. my highest score was 70.
my aunt used to be a semi-pro bowler, and i would always try to emulate her style. you know, with the leg crossing behind you thing? well it didn’t work when i was 10, and it still doesn’t.
the best part about the gutter, imho, is the awesome graffiti inside the individual bathroom stalls. i saw one last night that said something to the effect of :
“i took it up the butt! - 4/19/06″
geniusness.
Tags: bowling, jess, stoned, the gutter
Your A.J. would be most flattered - calling her “semi-pro.” She was really good - but not that good! Try not to worry so much about style - just aim for the pins! At least you beat Barack’s score!