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the gutter

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

the gutter

last night - after the storm - jess and i got high and went to the gutter. we’d been there once before (the time jess got drunk and left her passport under a seat) and it was loads of fun. we ran into a girl that i went to ‘the senator matty feldman camp for multicultural diversity’ with in high school (for serious). she looked like she was on some kind of date with this girl who was chaperoning a corporate event for warner brothers. she got us some free drinks.

then laura (jess’ boo) showed up and we played two games.

the lesbians kicked my ass. my highest score was 70.

my aunt used to be a semi-pro bowler, and i would always try to emulate her style. you know, with the leg crossing behind you thing? well it didn’t work when i was 10, and it still doesn’t.

the best part about the gutter, imho, is the awesome graffiti inside the individual bathroom stalls. i saw one last night that said something to the effect of :

“i took it up the butt! - 4/19/06″

geniusness.

come see dance today for free

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

dancing at the crossroads

if you happen to read this before 5pm (maybe 4:30pm depending on where you live) today, sunday june 8, and you’ve got nothing to do, then come on down to times square for the third annual dancing at the crossrads.

this is an awesome event that i help put on as part of my job at dancers responding to AIDS. it is produced with the times square alliance - the people responsible for new year’s eve - and is basically a huge free dance blowout showcasing the diversity of dance in new york city at the ‘crossroads of the world’ - times square.

it’s at 5pm, and lasts about 2 hours. it takes place on military island, which is between 43rd and 44th streets in times square. you can’t miss it. it’s a giant stage in the middle of the street. and it’s FREE.

companies performing include : martha graham dance company, david dorfman dance, pilobolus, nai-ni chen dance company, buglisi dance theatre, and keigwin + company. also making a special guest appearance performing a number from their show : the cast of broadway’s crybaby.

so come on over to the square if you’re down for seeing some awesome free dance. but bring some cash to make a donation to our DRA bucket brigade!

thanks, and have a lovely sunday.

fire island pines 2.75 / LIRR : werk

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

working girl on the train

so i’m currently sitting in the greenpoint coffeehouse while jess folds silverware into napkins next to me. another lovely weekend out in the pines complete. the above shot is of me fake-working on the train like a douche. haha.

there’s not much more from me as i’m pooped and still haven’t been home to see my cat. however i’ve got a few things that i’ll be posting about this week. i know of two :

one : i just saw elevator repair service’s the sound and the fury at new york theater workshop tonight and loved it. i’ll tell you some more soon.

two : i also just walked past veridian, a brand new monstrosity of a luxury apartment building that is slowly appearing on green street in greenpoint, where i lived in a shitty studio for two years. this neighborhoods goin’ kids. more on that in a later post as well.

i’d just like to say thank you to katie and my mom - the only people that i actually know that read my blog - for sticking with my gay-ass update posts for the past few days. it was definitely an experiment in good old blogging for me and it kept me occupied between schmoozing and boozing. maybe i am cut out for this interweb stuff after all.

alas maybe all would become clearer to me if i lived in a luxury condo with “virtual golf.” holy shit. fun week ahead.

love you.

hubbell

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

hubbell gardner - played by robert redford in \'the way we were\'

hubbell. hubbell gardner. you are so many men. we all have one of you in our lives. that intellectual lothario. that dashing deviant. why must you taunt us so?

we, the k-k-k-katies of the world. our sex scenes are all about face, hair and nails. we swallow sleeping pills with a casual, spastic toss of our fabulously straight-ironed hair. a bell-bottomed flower print pants-suit is the perfect uniform for beach volleyball, and you simply can’t escape our brisket.

this one time, i was drunk at the opening of the bryant park film festival - you know, when they show films on a big screen in the park - and they were playing ‘the way we were.’ i was obnoxious - screaming lines at the screen before the characters spoke them. “i want… oh i want… i want us to love eachother!” yelling to babs that she was too good for him! forget him while you can!

it was a mess.

but alas, i always find my hubbell. someone blonde, in character at least. and who writes stupid books that wish they could be films. and yes, someone who always runs off with some pinch-faced bore in the end. but that’s what us big-nosed geniuses always get, eh?

and you’ve always been that nice gentile boy?

oh, hubbell. how you tease.

a jihad for love

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

a jihad for love screenshot

last night i saw a jihad for love at ifc center. this movie was produced by the same guy that made ‘trembling before g-d,’ that film about gays and lesbians in the orthodox jewish community. a jihad for love deals with gays and lesbians living in the muslim world and reconciling their religion and their sexuality - a personal struggle that is exacerbated by the strict and discriminatory laws of the countries they live in.

the screening included an intro speech by the filmmakers - producer Sandi Simcha Dubowski, director Parvez Sharma - and Imam Muhsin Hendricksman, a south african muslim man who appears in the film. the filmmakers expressed joy that their screenings have made a huge impact on how gays and lesbians are dealt with in the muslim world, if not legislatively, then sociologically - screening to sold out theaters across the world. unfortunately the turn-out at ifc was weak. we rushed to the theater to get the best seats only to find a nearly empty house peppered with a couple of gay men and the filmmakers themselves. we got some free popcorn with jess’ auteur membership card and camped out in some cushy, center seats.

the film was fascinating/disturbing/heartbreaking/inspiring/informative and beautiful. in contrast to trembling before g-d, a jihad for love featured people who’s lives i could relate to easily. they were all relatively young and - i’ll say it - attractive. the ‘characters’ portrayed could easily have evolved into stars in the next big, gay sundance hit from the muslim world. the only thing this movie lacked was individual throughlines. most characters were only represented in one continuous segment and their stories weren’t given the freedom to resonate off each other.

another issue that was touched on but not thoroughly fleshed out, was the different experiences of gay men in the muslim world versus lesbians. gay men are persecuted and banished from society, but lesbians - specifically because they are women - simply do not exist. one scene in the movie showed a lesbian couple searching an islamic law book for verses against lesbianism and coming up nearly dry. in fact, one could make an entirely separate film about the struggles of lesbians in the muslim faith. there were so many unanswered questions that could have been posed to the women featured in this film. i wanted to know how their experience as a woman rates to their experience as a lesbian. do both just totally suck? does it even matter?

there was minimal discussion of transgender issues in the film - e.g. this one drag party that was documented in a trippy way and looked cool. but other than that there was only one man who described living as a woman and then realizing that it was displeasing allah to change the body he had been given, so he quelled his transgendered feelings, got a wife and had gay affairs on the side. as in most films (ye, any mass media representation) gay issues and gender issues are usually kept separate. unfortunately, the intersectionality of gender, sexuality and religion was kind of thrown to the wayside in this film - a mistake that may have limited a jihad for love to only scratch the surface of a tantalizing and fascinating world of issues.

all that said, it was still an important film screening that every gay person and their mother should have attended (don’t worry, i called mine to tell her about it). unfortunately new york gays are too ghettoized to realize that their community reaches outside the borders of manhattan and their cushy junior one bedrooms. just as the rich, white, gay intelligentsia has difficulty in associating with the transgendered community, gays in the muslim community also remain as strangers. the ramifications of a community of people discriminated against for the same reason, coming together to solve problems and actualize the goals of their social movement would be huge. unfortunately, most people had better things to do on thursday night. i only hope that like, trembling before g-d, a jihad for love makes an impact on the netflix circuit - maybe it’s easier to stomach international atrocities with cosmo in hand, on your crate and barrel sofa.

aka

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

i’m laying on a king-sized bed in aka, a hotel near central park where my friend amanda’s company is putting her up. we’re watching top chef on a sony flatscreen across the room. there’s some drama on tv with a team of chefs that’s trying to execute an asian food menu. shit’s going down.

earlier tonight we had some good sushi at omido. the desserts rocked. i ate this awesome mango parfait with marscapone cheese and amanda had this choccy cake. our friend ashley had some crazy truffle thingies that you dip in tea sauce and eat with a vanilla flan. weird. but yum.

this place is sweet. the bathtub looks awesome. amanda said she took a bath but didn’t notice the awesome, designer bath salts so she has to try again.

once we got back to her hotel we watched a show on the CW called “farmer wants a wife.” it was ridic.

omg. i’ve been here for over an hour and amanda just told me that she has beer. i guess it’s ok. i still owe her 20 bones. i want a nice hotel to escape to in other cities. rock.

sunnyside saturday : cavalry cemetery

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

cavalry cemetery

today i had to get up early and help load in a show for my job at broadway cares/equity fights AIDS and i ended up being all done by 9:30am. i headed home and went to the farmer’s market down on skillman avenue in sunnyside (where i live) for the first time this season. i bought some green garlic, thinking it was leeks and ran into my friend tom and his dog.

it was daytime on a saturday, and i didn’t have anything to do. i decided to make the most of living in sunnyside and get on my bike and see some sights.

first stop was the queens library.

queens library sunnyside branch

i had passed this place a bunch of times on the bus and i wanted to step inside and see what they had. the selection was limited but i decided to get a library card anyway. it’s really thick and makes my wallet too big. the only book i noticed and thought about picking up was Thalia: !Belleza!: Lessons in Lipgloss and Happiness - a book by thalia, the telenovella star - but unfortunately i didn’t have backpack on me and didn’t want to bike with it. (don’t worry, t, i’ll be back.)

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jackson square also rises

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

jackson square park, greenwich village manhattan : from google maps

this evening, i sat waiting for my friend jo williamson to meet me to talk about her website that i’m developing. it was windy and the light hit the buildings at a sideways angle. a park official tried to talk two homeless people out of setting up camp and two middle-aged gay men were standing near a card table with a banner that read “jackson square alliance.” a man sat by himself on a bench in the center, wearing large headphones and glasses - beside him a large clear plastic bag filled with many opaque plastic bags. at the other end of my bench a woman sat with some fashionable flats and an iced coffee in a translucent plastic cup from a deli. a man dressed like a hip bike messenger came along with piercings and what seemed to be a tour group. he asked a colleague if the spanish couple from the top floor were coming and if he remembered their names. an older couple walked diagonally in front of me. the man was gaily smoking a cigar and the woman walked with a smile and bunchy, red curls. they sat by a bird-bath-type sculpture in a corner.

the fountain was fully operational in an area enclosed by a fence, dotted with what looked to be miniature maple trees, but not japanese maples. i looked at the other taller trees around the park. i heard a subway pass underneath, the A C E trains. i thought about how deep the strata reached before it opened unto subway tunnels. i thought about cramped roots, breaking through a subway car’s ceiling as it whooshed uptown.

then in my mind the ground began to shake.

i felt my sacrum press against the newly replaced wooden slats of the bench i was sitting on as i was thrust upward. the entire island of the triangular square began to detach from the earth below and the entire park and its contents began to slowly climb upwards into the sky. the seat felt comfortable and safe, like on an old-fashioned rollercoaster. no one tried to jump to the ground even though our rate of ascent made this more than possible. instead we all seemed to be content with our exodus - somehow procrastinating thinking thoughts about what actual life would be like on our floating island. we didn’t think about food or water, or about what was going to happen to our families. we just sat and stood content with our imperfect utopia as it rose further and further up through the sky. soon there was no more earth to be seen and we were swallowed by clouds. the light and the wind somehow magically remained an it was as if time was frozen in a graceful snapshot. we continued floating upwards until the end of time - and we explained all there was to explain about the world as we left it, and we shared imaginative stories about what had changed since we’d gone, and gambled on earth’s continued existence. i can’t say we were happy, but in my hallucination there was a sense of ease i imagine all utopias must grow from.

in walked jo, to the park. she had on a beautiful scarf around her head, which she later questioned wearing. i told her it looked great, because it did.

…and the city

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

robert moses / sarah jessica parker

as i stood in the mess of times square yesterday, with my mid-morning cigarette, i was confronted with a six-story sarah jessica parker, clad in shimmery snakeskin or sequins or something, selling her new ’sex and the city’ movie. she’s pasted to the side of the marriot marquee and is skewed on a slight diagonal bustling through an ambiguous NYC blur of night and lights (not pictured above, couldn’t find the right pic on the net) like she was captured in the pose by paparazzi as she momentarily glanced up to politely greet an acquaintance while slinking out of a cab. i thought about this woman. about how her sheer presence heralds materialism - the hint of a designer clutch peeking into the frame.

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