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CRAFT : CARDS FOR YOU - LITTLE PLAYS
personalized, uniquely crafted photos on paper with text on reverse (see below).
Veyda : Hi Ariel, I’m Veyda.
Naia : AAAAAAAAAAH!
Veyda : Quiet, Naia! I’m sorry, she’s just upset because we put a bucket on her head. It’s the only way she’ll learn not to tell everyone at her play group that her Mommy grows weed.
Naia : Fuck!
Veyda : Shut it! I’m just a single, lesbian mom working on an organic farm somewhere in France. My task today, according to the chore rotation, is to chop wood and put it in this wheelbarrow.
Naia : I’m gonna throw some wood up your cunt!
Veyda : If you don’t shut the fuck up right now, I’m gonna knock your bucket with this axe and then you won’t be able to hear for three years!
Naia : Sowwy.
Veyda : I’m just multitasking here, wishing you a happy birthday from your friend Chris over on the East Coast. He says hi.
Naia : Hi!
Veyda : That’s right, Naia.
Naia : . . . I POOPED!
Veyda : Fuck.
Naia : FUCK!
Veyda : Ok. We gotta go. Well, nice talking to you. Naia, get the hemp cream.
Naia : Yay!
Veyda : Have a good one, Ariel. God, I hope I don’t get shit in my dreads again…
Naia : YAY!
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