CHRIS GIARMO

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MUSIC : NERD RAP

so last year ze frank created an online competition called 'colorwars2008' which engaged various internet users through different platforms to join teams via twitter and compete against each other summer camp style. one of the various competitions was a nerd rap battle. ze uploaded a beat, and you had one minute to leave the nerdiest rap as a voicemail on saynow.com. the rap had to include your team name and the word bacon.

go figure, i won. i won two free round trip jet blue tickets to anywhere they fly. yay.

rap below, lyrics to follow.

C to the G, bringin' it back one time to seal the deal!

yo, this is Chris and you have been rejected
i am reppin' the team that is naturally selected
ain't no cursin' in my versin', imma keep it clean
but y'all are punnett squares and i will dominate your genes

i am transcriptin' translatin' while all you others be hatin'
got the ryhme that is fine, the most intelligent design
i roll with finches and beagles, i am so fresh and so regal
i stay rock hard when you're flacid, throwin' down rhibonucleic acid

beat-breakin', earthquakin', genetically engineered bacon
my frenetic eugenics got your bones shakin!
double helix, can you feel exactly where i've been?
i'll survive, i'm the fittest and i'll D-A-R-WIN.

"the very essence of instinct is that it's followed independently of reason."

yo, yo, Charlie-D was the man that had the plan
orange-team is the clan of which i am a fan
i don't front and say i'm gansta, thug or speak the jive
but on my SAT-II bio i got a 785.

COLLEGE!

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